CLOVERFIELD!!!

There was a new 1-18-08 trailer attached to BADWOLF last night. And boy, did it suck great big donkey balls. First, it lacked the intensity of the teaser. Every goddamn thing in the trailer was indiscernable. It's like THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT on ecstasy. Hell, watching the fucker for two minutes almost made me sick, and I've made it through an all night viewing of the BOURNE trilogy without a break. No glimpses of the monster. No glimpses, but allusions to the smaller monsters. Just panicked yuppie white people running around like a bunch of frightened animals with shaki-cam in full effect. At this point, I was like, "Ok. This sucks." Then my worst fears came to pass. A guy at IESB.com had seen a leaked version of the trailer and revealed the title of the film seen at the end of the trailer. It was the "working title" of the film after all...and it's a good working title, I'll admit that. It throws people off and no way would people think this would be the actual title. I thought perhaps, that this was just a "placement card" for the real title. After all, this baby is under wraps...right? When I saw this 2 minute puke-fest, the title that I feared flashed on screen. And what...could...be...the title of this mystery film? They had kept it secret for about six months, so it has to be something great...a good strong soon-to-be iconic title that we wouldn't see coming and would be freaking awesome...right? The title is CLOVERFIELD. ??? I'm not joking. In the trailer, it is insinuated that CLOVERFIELD is the "codename" for ground zero of the initial monster attack...if that makes any difference. And if ground zero is called CLOVERFIELD, that raises questions: Could Blairzilla actually be a mutated giant Irishman? Is he throwing the heads of statues at the denizens of protestant New York so he can be accepted as an official member of the IRA? I wonder how they'll integrate this into the viral marketing campaign. Look it up on IMDb. Look it up on Ain't it Cool News. If you're interested in the seeing it, they have a low-quality trailer up. I could go on and on and on about all this shit, but frankly I'm tired. So I'm just gonna end on that note. {pukes}